i permit you to call me
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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