I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
soo... how was my night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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