He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
