at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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