i just google imaged poop.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize