I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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