We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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