Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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