Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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