stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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