Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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