Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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