Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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