He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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