I seem to have left my pride at pride
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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