Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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