He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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