so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
time to smoke my breakfast
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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