I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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