My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
There r osticjed everywhere
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
