I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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