Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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