Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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