Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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