just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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