I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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