I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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