I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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