Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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