16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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