Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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