Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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