Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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