what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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