Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I FOUND THE LEGS
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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