New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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