My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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