I bet he comes in French.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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