People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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