Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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