Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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