I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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