I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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