He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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