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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he fucked my hip out of place.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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