Quick, to the slutcave!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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