wat bout pragnant strippers??
Don't make out with my wife yet
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
