Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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