You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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