If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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