Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's official drugs can't kill me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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