did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
