im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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