is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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