Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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